First we have Autolycus, played by Bruce Campbell, on Hercules: the Legendary Journeys, and Xena: Warrior Princess. He'd steal from his own mother, and probably has.
Next up is Captain Jack Sparrow, played by Johnny Depp in the three Pirates of the Caribbean movies. "You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of," Norrington says, upon first capturing him. "But you 'ave heard of me," Sparrow says.
So--assuming they don't simply join forces and just bamboozle the whole world, which one is the better Thief-Trickster-Scoundrel, and why?
